100 Funny Jokes & Pranks Ideas for Phone Calls

Good morning, you speak to Laura, would you like to participate in a survey about metal mememic disorder?

Hello? I need to speak to the owner of the bicycle that scratched my car.

Good afternoon, I would like to speak to the owner of the dog that stole my shoe.

Good afternoon, please stop calling me when you are drunk.

Hello, I’m calling to ask you to please not wake me up in the early morning.

Good morning, it’s your neighbor from across the street, could you please turn down the volume on your headphones that are keeping me awake?

Good afternoon, are you the guy who called me yesterday?

Good morning, excuse me for calling, would you like to participate in a survey about Maggie Simpson?

Good afternoon, I would like to ask you if you identify with Lisa Simpson.

Good morning, I would like to ask you which is your favorite movie.

Hi I called yesterday about the kittens you were giving away, do you have any left?

Good morning, I’m calling to see if you would like to participate in a survey about Abby Cadabby.

Good afternoon, I would like to know what you think about the endearing patriotic achievements of Count von Count.

Good morning, would you like to hear about the interesting life of Princess Morbucks?

Good afternoon, I wanted to remind you that today is the birthday of the unforgettable Lulu Mota.

Good morning, I wanted to call you to wish you happy chocolate day.

Hello, I wanted to know what you think of the Yermense’s friend.

Good morning, I am calling to share with you a survey about the Modified Functional Monkey.

Good afternoon, have you ever seen General Chase’s coat?

Good morning, please tell Patricia to return my naughty evening gown.

Good afternoon, could you please tell Erick to return my outlaw servo helmet?

Hello? Tell Marina I’m waiting for her at Moriarty’s Bar.

Hello, how are you, I am at the Restaurant Mirrorologist.

Hi, how are you? Would you like to come and have a Nuka Cola?

Good morning, have you been to the MDPL repeater station?

Hello? I dropped the car off at Mason Dixon’s Junkyard.

Hello, can you tell Daniel that I’ll be waiting for him at Café Beau Monde?

Hi, I got stuck in front of the Vault-Tec headquarters.

Good afternoon, we are calling from WKML Radio Station located north of Faded Pomp Estates, tune in to hear the best of the best.

Hi Patricia, I am waiting for you in front of the Corvega Factory.

Hi, I was calling you to recommend the band “Children of the Atom.”

Good morning, I was calling to see if you wanted to be part of the Potomac Moda survey.

Good afternoon, is the plumber called to confirm if you want me to unclog your plumbing.

Good evening, the dressmaker is calling you to confirm if you want me to take all your measurements.

Good afternoon, I was calling to confirm your attendance to the existential retreat.

Good morning, I was calling to remind you that you can call your best friend.

Good morning, I’m calling to remind you not to go out in the street so ugly.

Hello, I was calling to remind you to clean your shoes before leaving.

Good afternoon, your best friend sent me to tell you to learn how to put on a tie.

Good afternoon, a co-worker sent me to tell you that yesterday he stepped in poop and didn’t notice.

Good morning, your office colleague told me not to use up all the toilet paper.

Good afternoon, I wanted to know if you were the one who muddied the entire entrance to my building.

Good morning, it’s the neighbor, I was calling to remind you not to throw up in the stairwell again.

Hello, I was paid to tell you to remember to water the bushes.

Good afternoon, I was calling to tell you to please don’t let the coffee burn because it smells so bad.

Good evening, I was calling to let you know that the smell of fried cheese is wafting into my house.

Good evening, I was calling to inform you that the rats on the roof are not pets.

Hello, how are you? I was calling to ask if that thing in front of your house is a kangaroo or a mouse?

Good evening, a neighbor sent me to tell you to cover the garbage can or keep the zoo you have in the street.

Good morning, I wanted to tell you to please stop scratching my car with your pants.

Hello? Were you the one who fell asleep on the bench yesterday?

Good evening, I wanted to ask you how yesterday’s drinking binge went.

Good morning, are you the person who banged the head against my door?

Good afternoon, canI talk to the owner of the cat that got my cat pregnant? I need someone to take responsibility.

Hello, sorry to bother you, I’m calling you to explain photosynthesis.

Sorry for the inconvenience, ma’am, do you have time to explain the rebirth to me?

Hello, excuse me, I know you don’t know me, but could you take me to the gym?

Good afternoon, I’m calling to conduct a survey about memes.

Good morning, were you the one who stole my plants last night?

Good morning, would you like to be part of our cat noise survey?

Good afternoon, I’m calling to see if I can borrow your bike tonight.

Hello, are you a friend of Laura’s? I need my dog back.

Good morning, would you like to participate in a survey about Ariana Grande’s hair?

Good afternoon, I needed to contact you urgently, last night you crushed my cactus with your car.

Hello, I’m calling to let you know that you crashed my car yesterday.

Hello? Can you tell me why you call my girlfriend so much from this number?

I call to let you know you have 100 cappuccino coffees ready in your name.

Hello, I’m calling to ask for my friend Patricia (after saying you are Patricia).

Hello? They gave me his number because you sell underwear.

Good afternoon, I am calling about your car. It is very dirty.

Good morning, I am calling to inform you that you are not allowed to enter the gym.

Hello, I’m calling because I didn’t get a tip at the restaurant on Saturday.

I’m calling you to come pick up your dog.

Good evening, it’s the cab, I’m waiting for you outside.

I’m calling to see if you know where the bride is, the bride who ran away.

Good morning, I’m calling because your best friend has hired an alarm clock service. Get up!

Good afternoon, I am calling to remind you to put out the toilet paper.

We called you from (x) sexshop to let you know that a gift was left in your name.

Good morning, I’m calling because your best friend hired the happy birthday service. Happy Birthday.

We call you from the gym because you forgot your underwear in the bathroom.

I am calling to remind you not to throw garbage on the street, don’t be dirty.

Good afternoon, I wanted to let you know that yesterday you left a cigarette butt next to the little tree.

Good morning, I am calling because last week you kept my lighter, please return my lighter.

Good afternoon, I am calling you to return the cigarette I lent you.

I’m calling to tell you not to forget your towel in the room.

I’m calling to let you know that you can pick up the 500 cigarette butts you have accumulated in front of my business.

Good afternoon is from the car wash service, bring your car and we will give you a discount.

Good morning I am calling you from the new urban cleaning service, to remind you not to urinate in the bushes.

We are calling you because you forgot to pick up the cat from the groomer.

Good morning, we are calling you from sanitation, we want to remind you to take the garbage out of the kitchen.

Good evening, we are calling from “friends of the environment” to remind you to clean your room.

Good afternoon, we’re calling from “Clean Up the World” to remind you to clean out the fridge.

Good evening, today is free pizza night, write us on our website to book. (There is no website).

Good morning, we are calling from the public health department to let you know that a strange smell is coming from your bathroom.

Good afternoon, it’s the neighbor of the 3rd floor, I was calling to let you know that you have a dampness in the wall.