Baldness is a human condition caused by the pathology known as alopecia, which is basically the weakness of the hair follicles which translates into abnormal hair loss, affecting the scalp but can also occur in other parts of the body such as eyebrows, eyelashes and armpits.
Bald or alopecic people are often mocked by others, as baldness is traditionally associated with age and other factors, that’s why today we bring you 100 nicknames for bald people.
Nicknames for bald people:
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Johnny Sins | Ping Pong |
Bowling Head | Lex Lutor |
Ball Head | Homer Simpson |
Bulb | Balloon Head |
Krilin | Saitama |
Full Moon | Glass Ball |
Aang | Stewie Griffin |
Dominic Toretto | Casper |
Big Head | Voldemort |
Golf Ball | Humpty Dumpty |
Egg Head | Sunny |
Open field | Yamamoto Genryūsai |
Squidward | Madarame Ikkaku |
Ten Shin Han | Shrek |
Deckard Shaw | Elmer Fudd |
Bald Rod | Phil Collins |
Baldie | Landing Strip |
Pitbull | Desert |
Arjen Robben | Olive Head |
Master Roshi | Wide Front |
As a curious fact, baldness is one of the most common conditions of life and with countless treatments but with no definitive or lasting cure. Continue reading our list of nicknames.
Zinedine Zidane | Krusty |
Kratos | Monk |
Glowing Head | Varys |
Iniesta | Bald Eagle |
Hard-Boiled Egg | Three Hairs |
Piccolo | Watermelon |
Shaolin | Melon Head |
Charlie Brown | Walter White |
Rising Sun | Prison Break |
Morpheus | Round Head |
Billiard Ball | Nappa |
Dr. Evil | Baldy |
Bullet Head | Receding |
Skin Head | Hobbs |
Bruce Willis | No Dandruff |
Bald-Pated | Charles Xavier |
Clear On Top | Recruit |
Prisoner | Marine |
Match Head | Tennis Racket |
Popeye | Smurfs |

Gargamel | Roofless |
Clear Area | Infinite Forehead |
Marble Head | J-Mac |
Perfect Circle | Fresh Head |
Desodorante roll-on | Nail Head |
Hairless | Walking Planet |
Mowed Lawn | Oogway |
Apple Head | Megamind |
Rick Harrison | Efiartes |
Vic Vance | Jerjes |
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